{"id":9513,"date":"2026-10-05T10:29:50","date_gmt":"2026-10-05T10:29:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=9513"},"modified":"2026-10-05T10:29:50","modified_gmt":"2026-10-05T10:29:50","slug":"paraguas-negro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/10\/05\/paraguas-negro\/","title":{"rendered":"PARAGUAS NEGRO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/10\/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-10-05-a-las-12.25.37.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"437\" height=\"304\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/10\/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-10-05-a-las-12.25.37.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9514\" style=\"aspect-ratio:1.437603993344426;width:282px;height:auto\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Suena<br>un grillo en<br>la Ciudad Condal.<br>Las nubes no dejan de sudar.<br>Los perros tosen con tos de perro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">El agua mineral <em>Aqua Deus<\/em><br>sabe a mierda<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">a<br>cloaca<br>a charco<br>a reguero de pis de cabra<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">en el cerro.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Es mejor no salir de casa si no quieres<br>parecer un cuervo con tu<br>paraguas negro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suenaun grillo enla Ciudad Condal.Las nubes no dejan de sudar.Los perros tosen con tos de perro. El agua mineral Aqua Deussabe a mierda acloacaa charcoa reguero de pis de cabra en el cerro. Es mejor no salir de casa si no quieresparecer un cuervo con tuparaguas negro.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9513","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9513","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9513"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9513\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9515,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9513\/revisions\/9515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}