{"id":9123,"date":"2026-05-25T08:49:06","date_gmt":"2026-05-25T08:49:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=9123"},"modified":"2026-05-25T11:57:39","modified_gmt":"2026-05-25T11:57:39","slug":"necesito-palomitas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/05\/25\/necesito-palomitas\/","title":{"rendered":"NECESITO PALOMITAS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/05\/palomas.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"340\" height=\"189\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/05\/palomas.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9125\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hoy<br>es festivo aqu\u00ed en <em>Catalalandia<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hoy es festivo aqu\u00ed en el barrio de Gracia<br>y yo necesito un loro que me ayude<br>a pelar pipas de<br>calabaza.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">DIGUES NO A LA SALUT ha sido mi proclama este fin de semana.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En la calle<br>un perro caga en una cuesta<br>y su mierda redonda y seca rueda y rueda.<br>En una esquina un mont\u00f3n de palomas comen palomitas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Necesito un loro que me ayude a pelar pipas.<br>Necesito palomitas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hoyes festivo aqu\u00ed en Catalalandia. Hoy es festivo aqu\u00ed en el barrio de Graciay yo necesito un loro que me ayudea pelar pipas decalabaza. DIGUES NO A LA SALUT ha sido mi proclama este fin de semana. En la calleun perro caga en una cuestay su mierda redonda y seca rueda y rueda.En una esquina &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/05\/25\/necesito-palomitas\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NECESITO PALOMITAS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9123"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9129,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9123\/revisions\/9129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}