{"id":9073,"date":"2026-05-13T08:19:03","date_gmt":"2026-05-13T08:19:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=9073"},"modified":"2026-05-13T08:19:03","modified_gmt":"2026-05-13T08:19:03","slug":"el-mago-vago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/05\/13\/el-mago-vago\/","title":{"rendered":"EL MAGO VAGO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/05\/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-05-13-a-las-10.15.14.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"283\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/05\/Captura-de-pantalla-2026-05-13-a-las-10.15.14.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9074\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Hola, me presento.<br>Me llamo Almenos Hagoalgo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La gente me conoce como \u201cEl mago vago\u201d<br>porque nunca preparo mis<br>trucos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Si no me demuestras que no eres gilipollas es que eres gilipollas.<br>Si planto un pino en Portugal planto un <em>pinho<\/em> en portugu\u00e9s.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>El otro d\u00eda me denunciaron por pegar<br>a dos ni\u00f1os que atosigaban<br>a una paloma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola, me presento.Me llamo Almenos Hagoalgo. La gente me conoce como \u201cEl mago vago\u201dporque nunca preparo mistrucos. Si no me demuestras que no eres gilipollas es que eres gilipollas.Si planto un pino en Portugal planto un pinho en portugu\u00e9s. El otro d\u00eda me denunciaron por pegara dos ni\u00f1os que atosigabana una paloma.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9073"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9073\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9075,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9073\/revisions\/9075"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}