{"id":9012,"date":"2026-04-27T10:53:58","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T10:53:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=9012"},"modified":"2026-04-27T11:01:33","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T11:01:33","slug":"un-alegre-capullo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/04\/27\/un-alegre-capullo\/","title":{"rendered":"UN ALEGRE CAPULLO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/301273977_391609366421801_1116843038599227165_n.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"227\" height=\"227\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/301273977_391609366421801_1116843038599227165_n.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9013\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/301273977_391609366421801_1116843038599227165_n.jpg 227w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/301273977_391609366421801_1116843038599227165_n-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 227px) 100vw, 227px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Soy<br>un alegre capullo.<br>Descontradigo a todo el mundo<br>a pesar de que no exista en castellano el verbo<br><em>descontradecir<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Miento<br>todos los d\u00edas.<br>Miento <em>diariamiente<\/em>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Limpio la televisi\u00f3n, nunca la enciendo.<br>Me pinto rayas de coca mala con mi tarjeta sanitaria.<br>S\u00ed, qu\u00e9 pasa, soy un alegre capullo.<br>Descontradigo a todo el mundo<br>e invento frases<br>como:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Abro la boca e invito salir a<br>una mosca empas<br>tada.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Soyun alegre capullo.Descontradigo a todo el mundoa pesar de que no exista en castellano el verbodescontradecir. Mientotodos los d\u00edas.Miento diariamiente. Limpio la televisi\u00f3n, nunca la enciendo.Me pinto rayas de coca mala con mi tarjeta sanitaria.S\u00ed, qu\u00e9 pasa, soy un alegre capullo.Descontradigo a todo el mundoe invento frasescomo: Abro la boca e invito salir auna mosca &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/04\/27\/un-alegre-capullo\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">UN ALEGRE CAPULLO<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9012"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9015,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9012\/revisions\/9015"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}