{"id":8959,"date":"2026-04-07T10:46:37","date_gmt":"2026-04-07T10:46:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=8959"},"modified":"2026-04-07T10:46:37","modified_gmt":"2026-04-07T10:46:37","slug":"el-carpintero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/04\/07\/el-carpintero\/","title":{"rendered":"EL CARPINTERO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/carpintero.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"227\" height=\"258\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/04\/carpintero.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8960\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>El<br>asco<br>que me dio,<br>cuando consigui\u00f3<br>dar en el clavo, el carpintero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Hay<br>una mosca<br>dentro del armario de mi cocina<br>volando entre los<br>platos.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Me dijo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Luego se sac\u00f3 un moco.<br>Y poco m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Elascoque me dio,cuando consigui\u00f3dar en el clavo, el carpintero. Hayuna moscadentro del armario de mi cocinavolando entre losplatos. Me dijo. Luego se sac\u00f3 un moco.Y poco m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8959"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8961,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8959\/revisions\/8961"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}