{"id":893,"date":"2017-04-15T16:04:57","date_gmt":"2017-04-15T16:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=893"},"modified":"2017-04-15T16:04:57","modified_gmt":"2017-04-15T16:04:57","slug":"la-puerta-mas-tonta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2017\/04\/15\/la-puerta-mas-tonta\/","title":{"rendered":"LA PUERTA M\u00c1S TONTA"},"content":{"rendered":"
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La puerta es autom\u00e1tica<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta no se abre cuando quieres<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta se abre cuando le da la gana<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta se abre<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta se ha quedado abierta<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Alguien se ha colado por la puerta<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y te ha robado la cartera<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta se ha cerrado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta pesa demasiado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta se ha estropeado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Hay que cambiar una pieza de la puerta<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La pieza se ha cambiado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La pieza se ha cambiado pero la puerta sigue rota<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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El edificio est\u00e1 en llamas<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La puerta no se puede abrir<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Intentas romper la puerta <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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lanzando tus llaves contra el cristal blindado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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pero no lo consigues<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y entonces mueres abrasado contemplando<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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la puerta m\u00e1s tonta <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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que jam\u00e1s una mente humana <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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haya dise\u00f1ado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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…<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

La puerta es autom\u00e1tica La puerta no se abre cuando quieres La puerta se abre cuando le da la gana \u00a0 La puerta se abre \u00a0 La puerta se ha quedado abierta Alguien se ha colado por la puerta y te ha robado la cartera \u00a0 La puerta se ha cerrado La puerta pesa demasiado … Sigue leyendo LA PUERTA M\u00c1S TONTA<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":894,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/893\/revisions\/894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}