{"id":8924,"date":"2026-03-22T11:36:05","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T11:36:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=8924"},"modified":"2026-03-22T13:17:04","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T13:17:04","slug":"dos-comerciales-de-securitas-direct-y-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2026\/03\/22\/dos-comerciales-de-securitas-direct-y-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"DOS COMERCIALES DE SECURITAS DIRECT Y YO"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/03\/99e55a20-9fe2-4166-aee4-0ad51ad8cbcf.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"312\" height=\"183\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2026\/03\/99e55a20-9fe2-4166-aee4-0ad51ad8cbcf.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8926\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Me<br>gustan<br>m\u00e1s los edificios<br>que algunas personas.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nos dijiste mientras te sacabas un pa\u00f1uelo<br>de papel granate del bolsillo y<br>te secabas tus mocos<br>granates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>S\u00ed, s\u00ed.<br>No, no.<br>Os dije que no vinieras.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pero all\u00ed est\u00e1bamos.<br>Dos comerciales de <em>Securitas Direct<\/em> y yo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A lo lejos, un chino de China bailaba reguet\u00f3n.<br>En el suelo, una paloma roja picaba<br>una rodaja de salchich\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megustanm\u00e1s los edificiosque algunas personas. Nos dijiste mientras te sacabas un pa\u00f1uelode papel granate del bolsillo yte secabas tus mocosgranates. S\u00ed, s\u00ed.No, no.Os dije que no vinieras. Pero all\u00ed est\u00e1bamos.Dos comerciales de Securitas Direct y yo. A lo lejos, un chino de China bailaba reguet\u00f3n.En el suelo, una paloma roja picabauna rodaja de salchich\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8924"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8928,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8924\/revisions\/8928"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}