{"id":8109,"date":"2025-07-08T09:54:41","date_gmt":"2025-07-08T09:54:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=8109"},"modified":"2025-07-08T09:54:41","modified_gmt":"2025-07-08T09:54:41","slug":"te-reviento-la-cabeza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2025\/07\/08\/te-reviento-la-cabeza\/","title":{"rendered":"TE REVIENTO LA CABEZA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2025\/07\/te-reviento-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"340\" height=\"192\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2025\/07\/te-reviento-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-8111\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>T\u00fa.<br>Yonki del verbo.<br>Tragaldabas de la palabra.<br>Lentejo fascinado por la oraci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Entiendo<br>lo de tus lumbares.<br>Y tambi\u00e9n entiendo que no te secas las piernas<br>cuando sales de la<br>ducha.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pero t\u00fa no entiendes nada.<br>Cenutrio de revista.<br>Amapolo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cabeza de tub\u00e9rculo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfC\u00f3mo quieres que te crea si eres feo leyendo un libro?<br>Est\u00e1 mojado, est\u00e1 mojado y arrugado\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfY a m\u00ed qu\u00e9 me importa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No me digas que me importe.<br>Te reviento la<br>cabeza.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>T\u00fa.Yonki del verbo.Tragaldabas de la palabra.Lentejo fascinado por la oraci\u00f3n. Entiendolo de tus lumbares.Y tambi\u00e9n entiendo que no te secas las piernascuando sales de laducha. Pero t\u00fa no entiendes nada.Cenutrio de revista.Amapolo. Cabeza de tub\u00e9rculo. \u00bfC\u00f3mo quieres que te crea si eres feo leyendo un libro?Est\u00e1 mojado, est\u00e1 mojado y arrugado\u2026 \u00bfY a m\u00ed qu\u00e9 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2025\/07\/08\/te-reviento-la-cabeza\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">TE REVIENTO LA CABEZA<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8112,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8109\/revisions\/8112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}