{"id":7077,"date":"2023-03-16T12:24:08","date_gmt":"2023-03-16T12:24:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=7077"},"modified":"2023-03-16T12:24:08","modified_gmt":"2023-03-16T12:24:08","slug":"me-hago-viejo-en-dos-dias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2023\/03\/16\/me-hago-viejo-en-dos-dias\/","title":{"rendered":"ME HAGO VIEJO EN DOS D\u00cdAS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/03\/Captura-de-pantalla-2023-03-16-a-las-13.21.02.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/03\/Captura-de-pantalla-2023-03-16-a-las-13.21.02.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7078\" width=\"268\" height=\"258\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me han salido tres arrugas en la mejilla derecha.<br>Cuarenta canas en la patilla izquierda.<br>Ayer me tir\u00e9 un pedo y me cagu\u00e9.<br>Hoy en la calle me he resbalado y me he ca\u00eddo al suelo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Casi me parto el brazo.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me voy a comprar un bast\u00f3n.<br>Me voy a comprar una alfombrilla antideslizante para la ba\u00f1era.<br>Es m\u00e1s, voy a quitar la ba\u00f1era y poner un plato de ducha.<br>Me voy a comprar un m\u00f3vil con teclas grandes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me hago viejo en dos d\u00edas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Me voy a mirar obras y a dar de comer<br>a las palomas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me han salido tres arrugas en la mejilla derecha.Cuarenta canas en la patilla izquierda.Ayer me tir\u00e9 un pedo y me cagu\u00e9.Hoy en la calle me he resbalado y me he ca\u00eddo al suelo. Casi me parto el brazo. Me voy a comprar un bast\u00f3n.Me voy a comprar una alfombrilla antideslizante para la ba\u00f1era.Es m\u00e1s, voy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2023\/03\/16\/me-hago-viejo-en-dos-dias\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">ME HAGO VIEJO EN DOS D\u00cdAS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7077"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7079,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7077\/revisions\/7079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}