{"id":7030,"date":"2023-01-24T12:42:56","date_gmt":"2023-01-24T12:42:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=7030"},"modified":"2023-01-24T12:42:56","modified_gmt":"2023-01-24T12:42:56","slug":"tres-catarros-en-dos-meses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2023\/01\/24\/tres-catarros-en-dos-meses\/","title":{"rendered":"TRES CATARROS EN DOS MESES"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-scaled.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-940x704.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7031\" width=\"352\" height=\"263\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-940x704.jpg 940w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-580x434.jpg 580w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-768x575.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-1536x1150.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2023\/01\/mujer-resfriada-pixabay-2048x1534.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 352px) 100vw, 352px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Mocos que apestan.<br>Mocos que huelen a catarro.<br>Mocos que huelen a tres catarros en dos meses.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tsunami<br>de marisco.<br>Ceviche afrodis\u00edaco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mi nariz se degrada.<br>Mi nariz es un grifo de mocos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Van a explotar mis ojos.<br>Me sueno la nariz con un calcet\u00edn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mocos que apestan.Mocos que huelen a catarro.Mocos que huelen a tres catarros en dos meses. Tsunamide marisco.Ceviche afrodis\u00edaco. Mi nariz se degrada.Mi nariz es un grifo de mocos. Van a explotar mis ojos.Me sueno la nariz con un calcet\u00edn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7030","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7032,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7030\/revisions\/7032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}