{"id":6796,"date":"2022-09-23T11:01:17","date_gmt":"2022-09-23T11:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=6796"},"modified":"2022-10-04T14:40:39","modified_gmt":"2022-10-04T14:40:39","slug":"la-princesa-calva","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2022\/09\/23\/la-princesa-calva\/","title":{"rendered":"LA PRINCESA CALVA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2022\/09\/Princesas-de-Disney-con-el-cabello-corto-8.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2022\/09\/Princesas-de-Disney-con-el-cabello-corto-8.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6797\" width=\"374\" height=\"271\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2022\/09\/Princesas-de-Disney-con-el-cabello-corto-8.jpg 843w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2022\/09\/Princesas-de-Disney-con-el-cabello-corto-8-580x420.jpg 580w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2022\/09\/Princesas-de-Disney-con-el-cabello-corto-8-768x557.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 374px) 100vw, 374px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Escal\u00e9 un cerro.<br>En la cima del cerro<br>una princesa calva me dijo:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baja.<br>Baja que tengo<br>tres cartones de tabaco<br>en el maletero del<br>coche.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Baj\u00e9 y me fum\u00e9 un par de cigarros.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pod\u00eda ver desde lejos a la princesa calva<br>levantando los brazos<br>y gritando:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a1No te los fumes todos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Escal\u00e9 un cerro.En la cima del cerrouna princesa calva me dijo: Baja.Baja que tengotres cartones de tabacoen el maletero delcoche. Baj\u00e9 y me fum\u00e9 un par de cigarros. Pod\u00eda ver desde lejos a la princesa calvalevantando los brazosy gritando: \u00a1No te los fumes todos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6796"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6803,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6796\/revisions\/6803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}