{"id":5517,"date":"2021-05-05T09:29:31","date_gmt":"2021-05-05T09:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=5517"},"modified":"2021-05-06T07:13:34","modified_gmt":"2021-05-06T07:13:34","slug":"je-movido-hilos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2021\/05\/05\/je-movido-hilos\/","title":{"rendered":"JE MOVIDO HILOS"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k-940x627.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5518\" width=\"406\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k-940x627.jpg 940w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k-580x387.jpg 580w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k-768x513.jpg 768w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/05\/50742494257_d2aea7f0e9_k.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 406px) 100vw, 406px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>El jueves<br>tengo la vacuna.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je movido hilos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je tocado la teta \u00fanica.<br>La teta que supera todas las tetas.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je movido hilos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Je meado encima de una lombriz.<br>Je comprado <em>chupachuses <\/em>de cinco c\u00e9ntimos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ni\u00f1os, viejos, borrachos y pijos, yo soy todos ellos.<br>Siento que los detesto y entonces me detesto.<br>Quiero decir algo importante<br>pero me muero.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Todos nos morimos poco a poco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Quiero comprarme una pistola de perdigones<br>y matar palomas en primavera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No soporto sus arrullos.<br>No me dejan<br>pensar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>El juevestengo la vacuna. Je movido hilos. Je tocado la teta \u00fanica.La teta que supera todas las tetas. Je movido hilos. Je meado encima de una lombriz.Je comprado chupachuses de cinco c\u00e9ntimos. Ni\u00f1os, viejos, borrachos y pijos, yo soy todos ellos.Siento que los detesto y entonces me detesto.Quiero decir algo importantepero me muero. Todos nos &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2021\/05\/05\/je-movido-hilos\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">JE MOVIDO HILOS<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5517"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5523,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5517\/revisions\/5523"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}