{"id":5096,"date":"2021-01-25T17:39:05","date_gmt":"2021-01-25T17:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=5096"},"modified":"2021-01-25T17:39:05","modified_gmt":"2021-01-25T17:39:05","slug":"cua-cua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2021\/01\/25\/cua-cua\/","title":{"rendered":"CUA, CUA"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/01\/unnamed.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5097\" width=\"286\" height=\"310\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Me obligan a ser un pato.<br>\nY no me f\u00edo de los <br>\npatos.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cua, cua.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Una cadena de hombres desnudos<br>\nagarrados del rabo rodea<br>\nmi casa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cua, cua, cua.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un estornudo violento que tiene el tama\u00f1o <br>\nde un perro peque\u00f1o flota <br>\nen el aire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Cua, <br> cua, cua,<br> cua, cua, cua.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me obligan a ser un pato. Y no me f\u00edo de los patos. Cua, cua. Una cadena de hombres desnudos agarrados del rabo rodea mi casa. Cua, cua, cua. Un estornudo violento que tiene el tama\u00f1o de un perro peque\u00f1o flota en el aire. Cua, cua, cua, cua, cua, cua.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5096","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5096"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5098,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5096\/revisions\/5098"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}