{"id":5035,"date":"2021-01-05T10:35:55","date_gmt":"2021-01-05T10:35:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=5035"},"modified":"2021-01-06T08:17:28","modified_gmt":"2021-01-06T08:17:28","slug":"en-diagonal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2021\/01\/05\/en-diagonal\/","title":{"rendered":"EN DIAGONAL"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"476\" height=\"305\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2021\/01\/hqdefault.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5036\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hola,<br>\nme llamo Jos\u00e9 Mar\u00eda pero<br>\nme puedes llamar Jos\u00e9 Alfonso. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Soy medievalista, soy una columna seca.<br>\nTodas las noches me tumbo en el suelo del ba\u00f1o.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En diagonal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mi novia, mi profesor de autoescuela, <br>\nmis padres, todos me han dicho <br>\nque no lo haga, que lo deje<br>\nde hacer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">En diagonal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Pero es que vivir en el planeta tierra me produce mareos.<br>\nPero es que no soporto a esos gordos albinos <br>\nen coches peque\u00f1os.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Insulto a una rata.<br>\nInsulto a una cucaracha.<br>\nInsulto al mundo que me tumba.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hola, me llamo Jos\u00e9 Mar\u00eda pero me puedes llamar Jos\u00e9 Alfonso. Soy medievalista, soy una columna seca. Todas las noches me tumbo en el suelo del ba\u00f1o. En diagonal. Mi novia, mi profesor de autoescuela, mis padres, todos me han dicho que no lo haga, que lo deje de hacer. En diagonal. Pero es que &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2021\/01\/05\/en-diagonal\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">EN DIAGONAL<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5035"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5040,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5035\/revisions\/5040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}