{"id":485,"date":"2017-01-17T11:03:04","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T11:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=485"},"modified":"2017-01-17T11:12:31","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T11:12:31","slug":"la-peor-fiesta-veraniega-playera-del-mundo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2017\/01\/17\/la-peor-fiesta-veraniega-playera-del-mundo\/","title":{"rendered":"LA PEOR FIESTA VERANIEGA PLAYERA DEL MUNDO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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En aquella fiesta veraniega playera<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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me sent\u00eda como una gota de aceite usado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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en medio de un charco de agua salada<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Desfilaban culos de todas las formas y tama\u00f1os<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y no paraba de cruzarme con t\u00edos cachas <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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de brazos arqueados y tatuajes horribles<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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T\u00edos cachas de cabezas diminutas y rapadas<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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que ligaban con chicas de pechos enormes <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y gafas de mosca que tapaban la cara<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Fui a pedir una cerveza al chiringuito <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y entonces empezaron a llover <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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un mont\u00f3n de regalos<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Abanicos<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Gafas de sol de pl\u00e1stico<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Gorras con visera y camisetas de propaganda<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Estaba rodeado de todo lo que m\u00e1s odiaba<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y caminaba como pod\u00eda entre cuerpos tostados <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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que ol\u00edan a crema protectora mezclada <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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con sudor de sobaco<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Al final me volv\u00ed a mi toalla sin la cerveza <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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pensando que aquella fiesta pod\u00eda ser con creces<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La peor fiesta veraniega playera del mundo<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En aquella fiesta veraniega playera me sent\u00eda como una gota de aceite usado en medio de un charco de agua salada \u00a0 Desfilaban culos de todas las formas y tama\u00f1os y no paraba de cruzarme con t\u00edos cachas de brazos arqueados y tatuajes horribles \u00a0 T\u00edos cachas de cabezas diminutas y rapadas que ligaban con … Sigue leyendo LA PEOR FIESTA VERANIEGA PLAYERA DEL MUNDO<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-485","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=485"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":489,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/485\/revisions\/489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=485"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=485"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=485"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}