{"id":4635,"date":"2020-08-21T08:28:21","date_gmt":"2020-08-21T08:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=4635"},"modified":"2020-08-21T08:28:21","modified_gmt":"2020-08-21T08:28:21","slug":"como-una-croc","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2020\/08\/21\/como-una-croc\/","title":{"rendered":"COMO UNA CROC"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2020\/08\/i.php_.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-4636\" width=\"314\" height=\"314\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2020\/08\/i.php_.jpeg 458w, https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/files\/2020\/08\/i.php_-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 314px) 100vw, 314px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 tal o qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 dices o qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfSabes qu\u00e9 pasa?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pues que las <em>Crocs<\/em> (o los <em>Crocs<\/em>)<br> siempre caen de pie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfY qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s te cuentas o qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pues que una tarjeta de cr\u00e9dito <br>\ndentro de una bolsa de <br>\npatatas no se <br>\ncome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfS\u00ed o qu\u00e9?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Como lo oyes t\u00edo. Nunca le des <br>\ncerveza a un indio, se quedar\u00e1 <br>\ndormido de pie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00bfComo una <em>Croc<\/em>?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Eso es.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00bfQu\u00e9 tal o qu\u00e9? \u00bfQu\u00e9 dices o qu\u00e9? \u00bfSabes qu\u00e9 pasa? \u00bfQu\u00e9? Pues que las Crocs (o los Crocs) siempre caen de pie. \u00bfY qu\u00e9 m\u00e1s te cuentas o qu\u00e9? Pues que una tarjeta de cr\u00e9dito dentro de una bolsa de patatas no se come. \u00bfS\u00ed o qu\u00e9? Como lo oyes t\u00edo. Nunca le des &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2020\/08\/21\/como-una-croc\/\" class=\"more-link\">Sigue leyendo <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">COMO UNA CROC<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4635"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4637,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4635\/revisions\/4637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}