{"id":243,"date":"2016-10-26T09:35:28","date_gmt":"2016-10-26T09:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=243"},"modified":"2016-10-26T16:18:49","modified_gmt":"2016-10-26T16:18:49","slug":"mi-vecino-el-varon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2016\/10\/26\/mi-vecino-el-varon\/","title":{"rendered":"MI VECINO EL VAR\u00d3N"},"content":{"rendered":"
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\"o.38315\"<\/a><\/div>\n
Ha habido momentos en mi vida<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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(y esos momentos siempre me han alucinado)<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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en los cuales mi mente ha imaginado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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cosas muy divertidas<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Sin m\u00e1s rodeos <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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voy a contaros <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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uno de esos momentos<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Cuando viv\u00eda en casa de mis padres<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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a menudo me cruzaba con un vecino muy grande y gordo<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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que apestaba a cigarro puro y a perfume Var\u00f3n Dandy<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Su hedor era insoportable<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y yo ten\u00eda que contener la respiraci\u00f3n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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si no quer\u00eda morir intoxicado <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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cuando coincid\u00edamos<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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dentro del ascensor<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Un buen d\u00eda <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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uno de mis hermanos coment\u00f3<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a1Ese t\u00edo se ba\u00f1a en perfume!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y desde aquel momento <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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cada vez que me cruzaba con mi vecino<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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me lo imaginaba dentro de su ba\u00f1era<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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sumergido en Var\u00f3n Dandy<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Empapado en perfume<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y dando caladas a su enorme puro<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me lo imaginaba tumbado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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con los brazos colgando<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y con los ojos cerrados<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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muy relajado<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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La imagen resultaba grotesca<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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No pod\u00eda evitar una carcajada interna<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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cada vez que coincid\u00edamos en el ascensor<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Carcajada interna <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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que mi vecino detectaba<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y por la que siempre se ofend\u00eda <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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y por la que siempre acto seguido <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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me daba la espalda<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a1Menudos aires gastaba mi vecino el var\u00f3n<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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empapado en perfume como un se\u00f1or!<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ha habido momentos en mi vida (y esos momentos siempre me han alucinado) en los cuales mi mente ha imaginado cosas muy divertidas \u00a0 Sin m\u00e1s rodeos voy a contaros uno de esos momentos \u00a0 Cuando viv\u00eda en casa de mis padres a menudo me cruzaba con un vecino muy grande y gordo que apestaba … Sigue leyendo MI VECINO EL VAR\u00d3N<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":253,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions\/253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}