{"id":1518,"date":"2017-12-04T18:33:07","date_gmt":"2017-12-04T18:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/?p=1518"},"modified":"2017-12-05T21:15:06","modified_gmt":"2017-12-05T21:15:06","slug":"ha-hecho-de-todo-menos-aspirar-el-polvo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/2017\/12\/04\/ha-hecho-de-todo-menos-aspirar-el-polvo\/","title":{"rendered":"HA HECHO DE TODO MENOS ASPIRAR EL POLVO"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Mi robot aspirador se ha vuelto loco<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Cuando yo no <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Estaba<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se ha probado mi ropa interior<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y se ha mirado al espejo<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y se ha observado<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Reflejado<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Durante media hora<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Se ha hecho un bocadillo de tortilla de jam\u00f3n<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y ha llenado todo el suelo <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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De migas<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Ha enchufado el tocadiscos<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Ha bailado como un loco<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y ha rayado el suelo del sal\u00f3n<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Ha hecho de todo <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Menos aspirar el polvo<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Y eso que me cost\u00f3 algo m\u00e1s de<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Trescientos euros<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Ahora quiere <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Que le presente a mis amigos<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Me dice que se aburre solo en casa<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Que no le hago caso<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Bastante tengo yo con mis problemas<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Como para preocuparme y pensar <\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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En los problemas de<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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Un robot aspirador<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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\u00a0<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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…<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mi robot aspirador se ha vuelto loco Cuando yo no \u00a0 Estaba \u00a0 Se ha probado mi ropa interior Y se ha mirado al espejo Y se ha observado Reflejado \u00a0 Durante media hora \u00a0 Se ha hecho un bocadillo de tortilla de jam\u00f3n Y ha llenado todo el suelo \u00a0 De migas \u00a0 Ha … Sigue leyendo HA HECHO DE TODO MENOS ASPIRAR EL POLVO<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":89,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1518","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/89"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1518"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1521,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1518\/revisions\/1521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1518"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1518"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.noticiasdenavarra.com\/lacurvadelsigloXXI\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1518"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}